Thursday, September 22, 2011

X Factor

Dear Fox
THANKS FOR FOXING ME OUT OF TWO HOURS OF VALUABLE ABOVE GROUND TIME! This show is the biggest piece of crap I've seen in years. Talk about your self-indulgent load of Simon-Paula school yard sarcasm dressed up to look like a talent show. Throw in a few dozen whiney cryin', down on their luck, last chance, this means everything to me contestants with their whole redneck family wailin' away back stage and VIOLA, another Fox fiasco!
Fox Sux

Sunday, August 21, 2011

The Chef's Surprise

"There's a hare in my soup."

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Please stay on the line, your call is important to us.

"Yes, I am quite sure that I know what a shark looks like"

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Friday, August 5, 2011

Always Pack Clean Underwear

"Yee haw, I can't wait to do this again!"

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Co Co Bonked

"Hey, how many of these damned thing do you want anyway?"